the joy of eclecticity

I started this as a place to store smut I liked, but it's become a place to blog and reblog more meaningful things such as size and vis a vis sexuality, bisexuality, polyamory, and being amused at sex-related things.

I blog about adult things and sometimes show smutty pics, please don't follow me if you're not 18+.

Jan 30

The New Yorker's Expanded Kinsey Scale

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18. Homosexual, but willing to look at a member of the opposite sex without howling, “Dear God in Heaven, what is that?”

19. Homosexual, but sometimes still fantasizes about kissing someone of the opposite sex, as an item on a scavenger hunt.

20. Homosexual, but willing to speak to heterosexuals without muttering, under your breath, “Have you ever even been to a museum?”

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leavingmesleepless:

A wise man once told me that bisexuality was invented in the 90s to sell hair products, so now you all know how come my hair so fucking sexual. Thank you, goodnight.

A wise man was just quoting Tina Fey’s character in a TV show: http://www.afterellen.com/node/50931

Jan 29

“At one point, I became aware of several repetitious sex acts in the film. Sucking dick was a staple naturally with less cunt licking. Our hot blonde encouraged a man to ejaculate on her beautifully made up face. She then acted as though his jism was some kind of sweet cream that she just couldn’t get enough of. From my experience, that’s just so much Bull Shit! The only time I found a man’s semen being rather sweet instead of acrid with a touch of ammonia was a vegetarian-pot smoking- twenty-something hippy. The men at this party were all meat eating drinkers.” Betty Dodson (via stopgirlhate)

(via stopgirlhate)

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

202. Never put your tongue where you wouldn’t put your toothbrush. (submitted by antscrawlmydrunkenarms)

“Ignorance often presents itself as an absence of representation. In the same, bigotry and hateful actions and words often come from ignorance. How much of censorship in pornography, and also in life, could we evolve out of, if people were to know more about things like fisting, female ejaculation, and menstruation sex? Sex is a universal language, we speak it globally, despite our differences. Pornography can be used as a common language, it can be used to introduce new ideas.” Courtney Trouble, The truth about fisting (via girl-farts)

oceanevolution:

Here’s a ramble about breasts, and a GPOY to accompany it.

Breasts are interesting. They have so many dimensions. They’re just lumps of fat, but they’re so /important/ to people.

From a scientific perspective, they’re an incredibly useful and amazing body part. They have the ability to feed another person, to create nutrience and keep another animal alive. That’s pretty awesome.

From a cultural perspective, they’ve become inherently sexual. At least, in this culture. Which makes you think about how people seem to be attracted to things that represent pro-creation, because from an evolutionary standpoint, that’s what breasts are.

I think breasts are sexy, but I also think they’re awesome, and impressive, and cool, and I also think they’re just body parts, like any other. I definitely don’t think they should be such a big deal.

America isn’t the only country where breasts are important to people, though. In certain parts of Africa, it’s common for the young women to pound on their breasts with their fists to make them sag more, because saggy breasts represents wisdom, and wisdom is beautiful.

Some people find breasts wildly attractive. Others are indifferent. But regardless, it’s rather ridiculous that they’re considered obsecene. Breasts are many things, but obscene is not one of them.

We have this blog and its awesome!

fuckyeahpolyamory:

Its about being queer and living life. A lot has to do with being poly and lives. Everyone should check it out! We’re just starting off, but there is plenty to come! :)

http://upsideoutinsidedown.tumblr.com/

sexxxisbeautiful:

(source needed)

f-u-c-k-r-a-p-e:

my body…

so beautiful. i wanna frame it.

ArtisanPleasure: just for the record

shaypleasure:

being bisexual is not being greedy or being confused. its about genuinely having a sexual attraction for both males and females. it is not being a flip flopper or going through a “phase” either. its not a phase, for some. i know it is not for me. trust me or this is a long ass phase. if one…

Jan 28

“Queer people do not need to offer excuses or defend their own existence. If one could become queer by simply waking up one morning and deciding to become queer, for a day, for an hour, it wouldn’t change the fact that being queer is just as good, as valid, as worthy, as being straight. Providing straight people with reasons or excuses for our queerness simply confirms their suspicions that our sexuality really is their business and that we need to justify our existence to them. This allows heterosexists to continue to believe there is something superior about heterosexuality, and that being queer is a deviation from some kind of normal or default sexuality. There isn’t and it’s not.

We don’t need to justify ourselves to anyone. We don’t need a reason to be queer. Maybe we were born this way, maybe we weren’t. Maybe sexuality is fluid for some people and not for others. It’s totally irrelevant either way. The message we need to send to heterosexists is not that our sexuality was foisted upon us and that they should be “tolerant” and “understanding”. The message is: our sexuality is perfectly valid and none of your business, we offer you no excuses, and we are never going away.” » Fauxgress Watch: “Born This Way” Social Justice League (via sexisnottheenemy)

(via sexisnottheenemy)

“What I hope for is a country that sees women as whole human beings whose morality is related to their compassion, kindness and ethics — not whether or not they have sex. I think there’s a common misconception about my book/work on this issue that I have some problem with virgins or being abstinent until marriage. I don’t have a problem at all — in fact, I don’t care. It’s none of my business; and it’s certainly not the business of schools, government, medical establishments, etc. I want you to be able to make the choice not to have sex free of shame and fear in the same way I want that for those who do have sex.” Jessica Valenti (via feministhistorian)

(via sexisnottheenemy)

sexisnottheenemy:

roughupmeupguys: http://beefbootsbutt.blogspot.com

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